I’m not arguing.\nI’m explaining why I’m right, quietly.
Politely unhinged
Quiet chaos
The everyday disasters nobody posts about: walking into a room and forgetting why, the night before a day off beating the actual day off. Relatable, in cotton.
- Five core colors
- Sizes XS–5XL
- Full product galleries
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Caught Glazing Again T-Shirt | Funny Donut Slang Tee
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Silly Goose Certified T-Shirt | Funny Badge Goose Tee
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One Minor Inconvenience Away From A Crash Out T-Shirt
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Not Chopped Just Tired T-Shirt | Funny Sleepy Slang Tee
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Certified Yapper T-Shirt | Funny Talks Too Much Meme Tee
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Unbothered Raccoon T-Shirt | Funny Trash Panda Meme Tee
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Walking Away From My Responsibilities Penguin T-Shirt
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Standing On Business (Sitting Down) T-Shirt | Funny Office Meme Tee
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I peaked at nap time
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Socially charged for 45 minutes
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I could fix my sleep schedule. I won't.
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Powered by snacks and spite
Handle with care
Calm. Allegedly.
Everything is fine. Underline everything.
Inside voice: 96%
Brunch
calm exterior\ninternal screaming\nme
Autocorrect
Changed it to “ducking” again. The chaos stays polite.
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Get there first
Small drops, no schedule. This is the only way to know when one lands.