Socially charged for 45 minutes

You arrive delightful. Somewhere around minute forty-six the lights go out and you start planning the exit.

Hand-drawn in marker with a single red accent, and the line set underneath in heavy grotesque capitals.

• Bella+Canvas 3001, ring-spun combed cotton
• Direct-to-garment print, 15 × 18 in area
• Natural, Soft Cream, White, Black and Navy
• Sizes S to 2XL · unisex fit

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The print will outlast the habit that inspired it.

Ships in 48 hours. 30-day returns, no interrogation.

Boxy unisex fit. Between sizes? Take the smaller one.

Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. The print outlives the joke.