Socially charged for 45 minutes

You arrive delightful. Somewhere around minute forty-six the lights go out and you start planning the exit.

Hand-drawn in marker with a single red accent, and the line set underneath in heavy grotesque capitals.

• Bella+Canvas 3001, ring-spun combed cotton
• Direct-to-garment print, 15 × 18 in area
• Natural, Soft Cream, White, Black and Navy
• Sizes S to 2XL · unisex fit

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The print will outlast the habit that inspired it.

Choose from five core colors and sizes XS through 5XL. Confirm your selected options in the cart before checkout.

Sizes are available from XS through 5XL. Select the size that feels right for your preferred fit before adding to cart.

Follow the garment-care instructions on the item you receive to keep your tee looking its best.