Content warning
Contains jokes your therapist will eventually hear about.
Proceed accordingly
Dark humor
Jokes with a little edge. Spite as a power source, peaking at age four, knowingly refusing to fix your sleep. Wear to family dinners at your own risk.
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The lawyers asked us to say something. This is something.
warning: dead inside.\nbattery at 100% though.
Decision tree
who sent this 💀\n> me\nwe need to talk\n> can’t. busy.
ghosting: a haunting\ni provide for free.
Filter between brain and mouth: 3%
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